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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn't a full essay"
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"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"
"I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in."
"""Hey bro shotgun this beer"" No I don't drink ""You wanna be cool don't you?"" I don't drink ""C'mon NERD!"" Grandma PLEASE stop"
"Shhh don't talk, I'm imagining you smart."
"*phone rings* Yoda: Yoda Luke: WTF VADER'S MY DAD? Y: Uh L: And you knew & told me to kill him? Y: L: Y: Going thru a tunnel I am *hangs up*"
"I track my calories religiously every day. First they are on my plate and then I put them in my mouth"
"What is a suicide bomber's biggest fear? Dying alone."
"What did one termite say to another in a burning building? ""Barbecue tonight!"""
"What's an English teacher's favourite cereal? Synonym Grahams"