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Joke of the Day

"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."

"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only 1 hand? because she is moaning with the other."

"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."

"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."

"They aren't so different. A pizza delivery man and a Gynecologist aren't so different when you think about it. They both can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"I hate you more than the guy that raised his hand after the teacher said we could all go early if there are no more questions."

"In Russian thanksgiving, Turkey shoots you."

"It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey, but I've turned myself around."

"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"