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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite class? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"

"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"

"Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit."

"Your honor, may I approach the bench? ""You may."" *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*"

"Maternity. Sounds like you're going to be pregnant forever."

"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."

"Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise."

"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."

"What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care."