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Joke of the Day

"I'm taking my kid to an aquarium today. (I'm putting my kid in the closet with Sponge Bob videos)"

"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."

"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."

"They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews."

"Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god"

"""Hey Fred"" Yeah Barney? ""The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band"" Yeah but ABBA do!"

"Decorating my xmas tree after a bottle of wine. Mixed up a box of candy canes with a box of tampons. Tree looks weird and I feel minty."

"Why are there no black people at the North Pole? Because there is nothing to steal there"

"I hope the members of Chumbawmba have those Life Alert bracelets, you know, in case they finally can't get up again."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"