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Joke of the Day
"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."
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"Two blondes walk into a bar The first one says ""Don't worry, I didn't see it either""."
"What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power? A fission-chips shop."
"When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters"
"Is the opposite of progress... ...congress?"
"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."
"How do vampires like their tea? With a old tampon in it."
"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"
"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"