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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"
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"Why was the feminist picnic cancelled? because nobody made sandwiches"
"Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward. Why? That's how I roll."
"Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants..."
"If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal then she's a keeper"
"*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*"
"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"
"People who call their loved ones ""name""-kin As someone who is *actually* meta-kin, I find it really offensive."
"What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!"
"If you haven't had a vagina around your neck... You haven't lived. Happy Mother's Day!"