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Joke of the Day

"""Beat me."" said the masochist. ""No."" said the sadist."

"How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird"

"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"

"What do you call a cheese that's not yours? My cheese!"

"All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. He's petrified of candles."

"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"

"Modern day Paul Revere still warns about enemy incursions. But now it's one if by LAN, two if by wifi."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one."

"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"