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Joke of the Day

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

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"When co-workers ask if the photos on my desk are my kids, I like to say, ""No, they're Dan's from accounting. But they're so cute!"""
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