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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Polio and 9/11? The government actually wanted to stop Polio."
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"Michael J. Fox's backup job plan. Become a Living vibrator."
"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"
"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending (duh dun dun chh)"
"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."
"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."
"What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave."
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
"How is circumcision like the Great Jedi Purge? They both get rid of the force kin!"