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Joke of the Day
"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
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"What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation."
"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."
"How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity"
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."
"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"
"How do you kill a fox? Give it one leg and make it run across Canada"
"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."
"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."