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Joke of the Day

"I got a boner at a funeral today... It was mourning wood"

"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."

"The lights in my house love me... ...because I always turn them on."

"Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning."

"Hospitals make mistakes with newborns, so before bringing yours home, check by rubbing its belly. If it curls in and bites you, that's a cat"

"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."

"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."

"How do you make a tiramisu? With a thousand Gigamisous"

"An African, an Asian, and an Eskimo walk into a deez. Deez nuts."

"Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver? He had locomotives."