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Joke of the Day
"I got a boner at a funeral today... It was mourning wood"
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"Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads? They're always cutting lines"
"Columbus: I like it here Native American: Me too, that's why I live here Columbus: Why you 'used to live here'"
"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"
"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."
"What's the difference between dads and boomerangs? The boomerangs always come back."
"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."
"I think my gran has Alzheimer's. She called me Dave earlier when my name is Carson. Either that or she's thinking of someone else while we're having sex."
"*makes doctors appointment* *arrives 20 minutes early* *waits in doctors office for 7 hours*"
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"