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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between dads and boomerangs? The boomerangs always come back."
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"What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu"
"i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me"
"When it's cold out I wear my UGG boots. When it's frustrating out I wear my UGH boots."
"Pal: my advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it! Later Me: Guess how many buses it took me to get here"
"Why I like molecular-biology porn I watch it for the blot."
"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"
"3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !"
"What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry."