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Joke of the Day

"Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads? They're always cutting lines"

"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""

"I think Australians are obsessed with true information. They keep telling me to ""get fact""."

"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you... Keep saying ""LOL"" out loud, and you'll die alone. (For Judy in Accounting)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"

"'You'll go to hell for that joke' *in Hell Me: What did you do? Hitler: Genocide, what did you do? Me: Dunno tweeted a joke"

"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."