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Joke of the Day

"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"

"How does Sean Connery's dog bark? Woofsh"

"I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape."

"A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. As he walks down the street someone notices and asks ""Doesn't that hurt?"" The pirate replies, ""Arr, it drives me nuts."""

"Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes, you can get rid of cancer."

"How much sawdust does a chicken have to eat to lay a two by four? Give up? So did the chicken."

"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"

"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"

"How do you deal with ignorant people? I really don't know."

"Twitter updated their Terms of Service. Now it just says ""Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here."""