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Joke of the Day

"*makes doctors appointment* *arrives 20 minutes early* *waits in doctors office for 7 hours*"

"Why do scuba divers falls backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"Let me tell you why going outside is not safe. Because chances are after a few days you end up retweeting a joke about yourself."

"Did you hear about the guy whose penis looks like Professor X? The resemblance is uncanny."

"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"

"Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks."

"[OC] What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner? Levon."

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"A gross joke which is better to listen to, than to read. - What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool? You can't [gbrblblblbl](gargling noise) with a regular stool."

"If I work as a janitor at an office, does that mean that every time I change a lightbulb I climb the corporate ladder?"