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Joke of the Day

"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."

"What do old people smell like. Depends."

"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"

"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"

"Can you see? I hate it when people ask what I will be doing in 5 years time? Sorry I just don't have 2020 vision"

"Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets"

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."

"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"

"If you pretend you're skimming you can straight up throw rocks at people."

"What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit."