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Joke of the Day

"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."

"I hate flossing This morning, I brushed for literally twenty minutes just to put off flossing. My hair has never looked better."

"Why does a chicken coop always have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard...."

"Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos"

"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"

"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"

"remember when we were younger and we all thought 'bob' was a really common name but how many bobs do u actually know"

"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."

"A friend asked me ""As a young boy, was your mother very strict?"" I said ""Let's get one thing straight, my mother was *never* a young boy."""