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Joke of the Day

"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."

"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know Y."

"What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common? Both of them hate classes."

"My friend owns a popular graveyard People are dying to get in."

"If you're looking for a relationship, become a roofer. You're bound to find hot shingles in your area"

"You know that one cow in the field that's like 200 yards away from all his cow friends just doing his own thing? That's me. I am that cow."

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"A guy is driving home thinking to himself.... if I was in a joke right now, what would the punch line be? Long story or short, he gets in a car accident and dies."

"Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's two gross. source: someone told me this joke, it's not my joke."