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Joke of the Day
"Why does wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
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"I asked my doctor where i should put my pants ""Next to mine"" was not the answer i was looking for."
"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it."
"They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same"""
"Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full ese."
"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"
"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"
"What did the decimal say to his wife? ""Damn girl, I'm about to decimate dat ass."""
"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""