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Joke of the Day

"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"

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"What do you use to find Greek restaurants? A gyroscope."
"""How do we spell this pasta?"" L ""Ok"" A ""Got it"" S ""Neat"" A ""Diggin it"" G ""What the hell"" N ""Wait"" A ""I have some questions"""
"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they went forward they would fall into the boat."
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double-entendre... so he gave it to her."
"Santa keeps his suits in the clauset."
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."
"Your dick."
"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."