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Joke of the Day

"What did the decimal say to his wife? ""Damn girl, I'm about to decimate dat ass."""

"What do you call Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Finally got in to an exercise routine and I've lost over 100 pounds!! I'm from England, and exercise equipment is pretty expensive."

"How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle."

"I don't want a Hot Pocket. I'd rather have a pocket with a nice sense of humor & a pleasant personality."

"Today is Hitler s birthday. How about a hitler joke? Why did Hitler give the jews a shower? - They were Au-schvitzing."

"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."

"I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should eliminate any more drama."

"Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?"