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Joke of the Day

"The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity."

"I am a big fan of Canadian bacon... ...but I have yet to find out how they turn Americans into cheese."

"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"

"I can't believe Earth is 2017 years old! ...plus a couple billion years..."

"Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your genes"

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish"

"Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally."

"The real joke isn't always in the comments Sometimes it's in the Whitehouse..."

"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"

"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"