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Joke of the Day

"So we're just gonna walk around pretending it's not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?"

"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."

"What was Hitler's least favourite month? Jew-ne"

"Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit? He pities the fool."

"How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus."

"A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? The chicken likes the cock."

"What's the best thing about going on a surprise vacation with a gay guy? His shit's already packed."

"What happened to King Midas after he facepalm'd? He turned into Donald Trump."

"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."