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Joke of the Day

"What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit"

"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."

"A new study finds marijuana users are not more likely to have car accidents. Mostly because they're usually too high to find their cars."

"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers. I'm sorry"

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and jewish child? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."

"What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !"

"*Panda walks into shop, ""A packet of nuts please."" Assistant: ""pandas don't eat nuts."" -""dammit"" panda suit opens and 36 squirrels run off."

"Why didn't the rest of the fractions like ""mc"" very much? Because he was generally known to be a square(ed)."

"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."