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Joke of the Day

"It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me"

"When ever I make Eggs Benedict, I always serve it on a hubcap. Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"How do you tell if your friend is gay? Fuck him in the ass. As you're cumming, reach around and feel his cock. It's hard, he's definitely gay."

"The ex wife once told me her greatest fantasy was kneeling in front of me while I spurted all over her. She never mentioned it was my blood."

"How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break."

"I must be fucking great in the sack Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!"

"Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open."

"What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline..."

"Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?"

"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""