124593

Joke of the Day

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"1)Buy a plastic phone 2)Walk next to a stranger 3)Whisper into phone ""It's done. He's dead."" 4)Remove batteries & throw phone in a trash can"

"How can you tell if someone is ticklish? You use test tickles"

"80% of readers won't understand this...and the rest 20% will be condescending. How do you confuse Pareto? Tell him you belong to ""the"" 20%."

"I'm so broke that I posed nude for a magazine last week. That's the last time I go to that newsagents!"

"I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude"

"What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin."

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"

"Today at the church, the lady next to me lit a cigarette and started smoking it... I almost dropped my beer in shock."

"Today I asked out a belayer at an indoor climbing place. She said no... She let me down."