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Joke of the Day
"I take my coffee how I take my women... ground up and in the freezer."
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"How do you throw a party in space? Planet. I'll show myself out."
"Q: How do Chinese people name their babies? A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make."
"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, pick any cod."
"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."
"Did you hear about the hunting rule change? It's a game changer."
"What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse"
"The mother of all Dad jokes. Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans! Person: ""Why?"" Dad: ""Because he's got lots of Hans!"""
"Why did Sony pull ""The Interview"" ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters"
"Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India."