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Joke of the Day
"I take my coffee how I take my women... ground up and in the freezer."
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"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"
"Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!"
"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: This isn't working, I'm going to my mums house. I opened the fridge door and the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?"
"Can you say your strengths? ""Your strengths"" No like what are they ""My legs maybe"" No, like for work ""Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication"""
"What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common? They're both wondering where their ninjas are at."
"Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero."
"My childhood was pretty traumatizing... for my parents."
"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"