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Joke of the Day

"I'm so broke that I posed nude for a magazine last week. That's the last time I go to that newsagents!"

"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"

"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."

"John Deere's manure spreader... ...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind."

"I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree... I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing? A buccaneer."

"advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden"

"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"

"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."

"What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse"