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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a guy driving around with upward of 10 parking tickets on his windshield. Now what were you saying about not giving a fuck?"

"My mother in law called me today and said? ""Come quick. I think I'm dying"" I said, ""Call me back when you're sure""."

"What do you call a person without a son? per"

"Someone call a knight in shining armor... cuz today's a draggin."

"COMPUTER CHAT What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"

"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"

"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"What type of cheese is strong? Shredded cheese."

"My favorite Spice Girl was Coriander Connie. (She was crushed by a falling air conditioner before their first album came out)"