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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"
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"What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk"
"I like my women how I like my coffee Not breathing ( )"
"*died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*"
"Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right."
"Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants."
"If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?"
"Kleptomaniacs are the worst hecklers. They always steal the punch..."
"Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them."
"Ice cubes are very badass I mean they float around their own blood"