196892
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person without a son? per"
Next Joke
"If you spin an Chinese man around a hundred times... does he get disoriented?"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you."" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
"Marriage means always wanting to scream ""Shut the fuck up"" but instead saying ""OK honey""."
"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"
"Sandpaper I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit."
"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."
"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"
"TIL I haven't actually been having conversations with my furniture... My toaster told me"