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Joke of the Day

"What type of cheese is strong? Shredded cheese."

"Gravity is such a bully... It always brings us down."

"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."

"What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry."

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars."

"Her: Wasn't it fun cutting down our own Christmas tree? Me: Yea, especially when that guy chased us out of his yard..."

"My best friend dared me to take a shit on an electrified train track. That's the last time I put my arse on the line."

"What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip"

"What's the creepiest body of water? Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before."

"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"