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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!"

"""This is not a drill!"" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person"

"Of course, Lil' Wayne isn't his real name. It's Lillian Waynard."

"My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer nothing!"

"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."

"What do you call a black person that flys an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard"

"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."

"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."

"What do you have if you are holding a cricket ball in each hand? A bloody big cricket."