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Joke of the Day

"My favorite Spice Girl was Coriander Connie. (She was crushed by a falling air conditioner before their first album came out)"

"Rabbi So today I was wondering, when a rabbi performs a circumsision, does he get paid or does he just keep the tips?"

"Have you seen Jesus's abs?!! He must be doing that Cross-Fit workout!"

"What do you call a frog that's in the mood? A HORNY TOAD!"

"Why I like molecular-biology porn I watch it for the blot."

"He did it again! Cop: ""What's in the bottle?"" Me: ""It's water."" Cop: ""This is wine."" Me: ""What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"""

"Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download 2. What their daughters upload"

"Saying someone is doing something ""like a boss"" to me is an insult because my boss does things half assed & incorrectly then blames others"

"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"

"I want to learn how to do 3 things before I die 1.) Learn how to count"