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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
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"What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away? Blue Bells."
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"Why did the dead baby cross the road? I ve been practicing my drop kick"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!"
"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"
"You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras."
"Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop"
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