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Joke of the Day
"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."
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"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship"
"What university has the most brightest students and staff? University of Brighton"
"What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone? ""Get in the trunk"""
"Man I really hate calculus. It just derives me crazy"
"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."
"Twitter gives me this paranoid feeling that I am being followed."
"If you've seen one lion attack you've seen a maul"
"Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros."
"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""