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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. She just gagged a little."

"What's it like to work in customer service/retail? Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist."

"What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyonce."

"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand."

"My brain knows that there's a guy doing work on my roof today, but my nervous system keeps acting like the house is under attack."

"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"