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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away? Blue Bells."
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"Jokes about communism aren't funny... unless you share them with everyone"
"Did you know you can see through Caitlyn Jenner? She is trans-parent."
"I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard"
"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."
"Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take."
"Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps They're losing their cool!"
"What don't elephants forget when they go swimming? Their trunks."
"What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer? The ones with Jam in"
"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has dates."