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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? I ve been practicing my drop kick"
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"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"
"Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid."
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being"
"Was just watching Animal Planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!"
"Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life? He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise."
"Who called it confronting ur husband Stanley about flirty texts from a girl named Rebecca from a former soviet state and not Who'sbeckystan?"
"A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might"
"[1st day as cop] captain: ""why did you call for back up"" me: ""there was a fly in my car"" swat team leader: ""what exactly do you think we do"""
"What's a poker player's favorite sitcom? Full House."