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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? I ve been practicing my drop kick"
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"What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene"
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"Recreational drugs? No thanks, I went pro years ago."
"I never run with scissors Those last two words were unnecessary"
"I heard 9/10 Redditors are dumb... I'm so glad to be part of the 1%"
"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "
"Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?"
"Saying you wanted to know where I came from is no excuse for banging my mom."
"I think it's just about time to sit my 9yr old down and give her the ""Your mom is a pyscho and you're probably gonna end up one too"" speech."