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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"

"Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission? Because she prefers to drive stick!"

"God created the orgasm so women can whine when they're happy too."

"I ejaculated into my girlfriend's eye today... But to be fair, she should've seen it coming."

"Yesterday I wanted to connect a couple of watches together to build a belt to hold my pants But I figured it would be a waist of time."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man."

"I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits."

"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"