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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark."
Next Joke
"I'm not an alpha male I'm a male"
"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."
"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."
"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."
"I took a Holocaust class in college. Instead of A's the professor gave out gold stars."
"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"
"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."
"I hate when people talk behind my back. They disscuss me."
"The doctor says I'm depressed because I don't have enough iron in my diet so I've started nibbling on the gun in my mouth."