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Joke of the Day

"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"

"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"

"I've been using ProductsTM for years and let me tell you, Other BrandsTM can't compare !"

"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"

"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"

"I have a joke for you. /r/Jokes"

"""What would you say is your greatest weakness?"" Probably my tendency to stalk and murder people who won't hire me."

"The Biggest Joke of the Day is...... Hillary Clinton's campaign."

"Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental."

"Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list."