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Joke of the Day
"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"
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"Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital? Because he was so full of himself."
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies"
"What does a girl from Kentucky say after sex? Git off me Pa. You crushin ma Copenhagen"
"A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? A cop"
"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."
"I've got two right here for ya Who are the easiest kids to pick on? Orphans. Who are they going to tell, their parents? Jews should feel lucky. They got their grandparents cremated for free!"
"When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes."