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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I wanted to connect a couple of watches together to build a belt to hold my pants But I figured it would be a waist of time."

"I took a girl to Fight Club. Terrible place for a first date. We had nothing to talk about."

"A man goes to a zoo but the only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu."

"I couldn't figure out how the hammer and nails worked... So I just said ""Screw it."""

"So here is my 1st ever joke on reddit. Sorry not sorry how did i escape from Iraq? Iran!! Syrisly Yeman! The Struggle Isreal."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your mom's ass"

"I just felt a weird twitching somewhere inside me. I think it might be my liver waving a white flag."

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"