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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player? He kept trying to tune her G string."

"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."

"What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them."

"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"

"What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him? I don't wanna be Obama self."

"I challenged Superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside."

"In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking ""how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."""

"How Can You Tell Your Girlfriend Is Getting Fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves."