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Joke of the Day
"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."
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"We are all Asian We are all older than we were yesterday."
"This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water. Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage."
"I was watching some strange porn the other night... ...it had a fat naked guy perched on the end of his bed, crying while he masterbated. Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick..."
"'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines."
"evrytime i go to the zoo, i break down in front of the bird exhibits & shout HOW DID THEY CATCH YOU. U CAN FLY. HOW DID U LET THEM CATCH YOU"
"sorry for my absence, i've been hiding inside my head"
"HUSBAND 911: what your emergency? ME: my wife hears everything HUSBAND 911: do I? ME: what? HUSBAND 911: what?"
"What's red, and bad for your teeth? A brick."