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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick..."
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"I never thought I'd meet the man of my dreams while I was out running errands in sweat pants with no make-up on. And I was right"
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
"Knock Knock.. Whos there?---Broken Pencil---Broken Pencil who? --*pauses for a second*-- ---nevermind, its pointless.."
"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."
"Africans would remember this Ebola"
"What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode? SKU me"
"ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's."
"Notice how ""me"" comes first in merge? There's a reason for that."
"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."