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Joke of the Day
"Thanks, but it's spelled ""sexiest"", not ""sexist"". Stupid woman."
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"Justin Bieber will be an old man someday and it will be hilarious."
"Our sex.. Would be a lot like eating caterpillars, a little awkward at first but totally worth it once butterflies sprayed out my butt. Top this pickup line so I can steal it and use it later."
"Why did the banker bee go to prison? Embuzzlement! You're damn right"
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life"
"What's the difference between a drummer and a toilet? The toilet only has to take shit from one asshole at a time. . ."
"What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet? The finish line of the Boston Marathon."
"Pretentious? Moi?"
"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."