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Joke of the Day
"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."
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"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"
"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"
"I'd slap you but I'm pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty."
"What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!"
"what do you call a sad tree? Mourning wood"
"Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!"
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw."
"Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior I said ""Right back at you Grandma"""