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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet? The finish line of the Boston Marathon."
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"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""
"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"
"Knock knock -Knock knock. -Who's there? -Athens. -Oh no, it's the polis!"
"Why deal with the petty hassles of being in an actual relationship when you can watch Corona commercials and remember why you're single?"
"What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque."
"today my internet went out for About 3 minutes...... Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people."
"ELI5: Operation of a U-Boat Whoops, wrong sub."
"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Two. One to screw it in and the other to take credit for it."
"How do you double the price of a Fiat? Fill the tank"