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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet? The finish line of the Boston Marathon."
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"What was John Lennon's favorite fruit & place to eat it? A wee olive in a yellow submarine."
"If you need a fake British pub name for an elaborate lie the formula is Animal+Gardening tool= we had a proper laugh at the Frog&Shovel mate"
"I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? White Christmas."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."
"21 afraid of 20 We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was 21 terrified of 20? Because twenty-eight twenty-nine... (With profuse apologies.)"
"WIFE: You know, you're my best friend! Am I your best friend? ME: [subtly exchanges knowing glance with our dog] Of course you are, sweetie"
"I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. Don't eat cameras."
"What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with? Diapertension"