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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber will be an old man someday and it will be hilarious."

"How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. In Russia, light bulb changes you."

"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."

"I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work."

"Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles."

"I used to go out with a Jewish girl The sex was Unorthodox"

"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."

"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"

"Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are? Blackheads."

"Who discovered Victoria Falls? Whoever tripped her."