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Joke of the Day
"Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!"
Next Joke
"What's a sailor's favorite solvent? [Cycloheptane](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycloheptane) -- the Seven Cs."
"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"
"Everyone has a thigh gap... ...when they're doing the splits."
"I'm gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep it Loki."
"Got an e-mail today from a ""bored housewife 34, looking for some action!"", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy."
"Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."
"Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars"
"I fucking hate Black History month It's the darkest month of the year"
"""Someone called me a butterface today! Is that bad?"" ""Well it's *half* a compliment."""